If there are things even more difficult to understand than Uday Chopra still getting films, they are the words coming out of a woman’s mouth. Listening to a woman speak is exactly like evidencing an illusionary act by a magician. You know what you see is not what there really is.
For us uncomplicated beings, it is impossible to even know what goes inside a woman’s brains. While we accept that nobody, not even Rajnikanth, can decode the hidden meaning behind a woman’s words, we think there should be no reason why we shouldn’t give it a try and have some fun!
Here is the list of some girls meaning v/s she mean….
1. “Yeah, sure! Go ahead.”
What guys think it means: Yeah, sure! Go ahead.
What she really means: You try doing that, and I’ll make sure to chew your brain like Maggie.
Depending on her tone, it usually means, “I want you to not want to do it,” but she doesn’t want to be a bitch and control you. She’d very much like it if you were to say, “Nah I don’t think I will” so that she can be pleased that you made her choice without her having to ask. Yeah, it’s complicated and stupid but unfortunately, she wants you to do exactly as she pleases without having to tell you what to do because come on, no girl wants to feel like a dominatrix all the time.
2. “Go have fun!”
What guys think it means: Go have fun!
What she really means: Don’t you dare go anywhere. Also, you’re an idiot for rejecting me and I hate you for that. And if you still do plan on going, where are WE going?
This phrase is usually in play when he makes a mention of a boys’ night or a night with friends or anything that means he will be stepping foot out of the house without her. And unfortunately, some girls are not at all cool with that, so from then on it’s all about dropping hints and getting him to take her along. And of course if that doesn’t work, there is the cold shoulder and the silent treatment.
3. “Let’s do whatever you want!”
What guys think it means: Let’s do whatever you want!
What she really means: Why is it always about what YOU wanna do? Why don’t you ever ask what I wanna do? Watch that chick flick I’ve been dying to watch, and I’ll love you forever.
4. “I’m fine.”
What guys think it means: You’re screwed.
What she really means: You’re screwed. I’m really pissed about something, but I don’t wanna start a fight so I’m gonna sulk and be passive-aggressive until you will ask me million times.
5. “You don’t have to get me anything.”
What guys think it means: You don’t have to get me anything.
What she really means: You absolutely have to get me something. It’s not the gift I’m pissed about, it’s the thought. Or the lack of it. You really ought to put more effort into these things, you know. If You forget this then one day I too will forget You.
6. “You’re a jerk and I don’t know how you’ve had so many girls putting up with you.”
What guys think it means: I want to date you and have your babies.
What she really means: I want to date you and have your babies.
Sadly, girls are extremely attracted to bad boys, so…I guess they win on this one. (I know all girls aren’t, but you know a majority have their heart buzzing over for them.)